FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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