he shaved USA in his pubs
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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