in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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