....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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