Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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