why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
your like the ambassador to my penis.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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