She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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