butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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