Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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