the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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