Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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