she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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