Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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