Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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