If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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