if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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