yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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