we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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