i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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