Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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