mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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