I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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