i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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