I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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