any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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