we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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