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my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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