Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
This is my gift to your gina
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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