I wannas sexs uuuuu
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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