just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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