you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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