I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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