It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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