Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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