You're my little dorito
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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