you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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