it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
that is very illegal...i love you.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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