..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
We had sex on a dog bed..
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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