Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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