is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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