She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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