He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
one might say we're banned from that church
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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