At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Randomize
