There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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