I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Alive.
So much puke
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
