I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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