FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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