Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Randomize