You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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