is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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