Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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