Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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