Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
