I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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