That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Rumble strips road head = magical
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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