Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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