So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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