do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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