yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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