their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just pee around me
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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